well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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