what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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