i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The ass gains better be worth it
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