I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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