I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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