i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
