David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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