wanna go halves on a baby?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
