when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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