Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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