How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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