Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Houston, we have a squirter
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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