I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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