Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Enjoy the penises
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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