I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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