Three words: puerto rican gang bang
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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