You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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