no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You did what with his pubic hair?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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