Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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