Michael Bay diarrhea
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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