Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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