TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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