I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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