Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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