How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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