We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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