Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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