You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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