Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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