So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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