Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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