I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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