quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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