she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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