Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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