Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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