Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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