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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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