so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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