What a fucking waste of an outfit
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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