My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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