i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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