So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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