walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Randomize
