Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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