I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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