I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize
