i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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