She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
