ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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