im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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